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| Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital?Friend: I hope so.... more
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| Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos?A: They make great anchors!... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: Its all in the grip.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.... more
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| Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: Whats the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question. Were still trying to find out too.... more
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| Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape?A: The baritone.... more
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| Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about h... more
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| Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: Thats the banjo players porsche.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument?A: Hide it in an accordion case.... more
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