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Category:Farmer jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they came across a cow and acalf rubbing noses."Boy," said the farmer, "that sure makes me want todo the same."

"Well, go ahead," said his girlfriend.

"Its your cow."
 
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