| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake? No!... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place, and okay until one day w... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Fred: We had a burglary last night, and they took everything except the soap and towels. Harry: The dirty crooks.... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why are burglars such good tennis players ?Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?Because it needs bailing out.... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all.A going-away party.... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Who is the strongest thief?A shoplifter.... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What do you call a robbery in China ?A Chinese take away !... more
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