|
|
Viewing Joke:  Get New Joke!
| | Category: | Women jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 3284 | | | | Joke: | A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads, "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works.
"We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. Its easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you whats inside." They start going up and on the first floor the sign reads, "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads, "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isnt good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads, "All the men here are tall and plain." They still want to do better, and so, knowing there
nare still two floors left, they continue on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect.
"All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are about to go in when they realize that there is still one floor left.
Wondering what they would be missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
On the fifth floor they find a sign that reads, "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman." | | | |
 Text Joke
 Add to del.icio.us
 Digg this
 Reddit
|
|
More Women Jokes:
|
| 1. | Category: Women jokes  | | Shortly after the birth of their second child, her husband offered to take her shopping for a new dress. He endured more... more
| | 2. | Category: Women jokes  | | Q: Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?A: It depends on the age.... more
| | 3. | Category: Women jokes  | | Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink.... more
| | 4. | Category: Women jokes | | Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred: I dont know, Sir. Teacher: Come on, Fred, it has something to do with a... more
| | 5. | Category: Women jokes | | Q: How many Real Women does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: A Real Woman would have plenty of Real Men around t... more
| | 6. | Category: Women jokes | | Why do men die before their wives? - They want to.... more
| | 7. | Category: Women jokes | | QUESTION: What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman? ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.... more
| | 8. | Category: Women jokes | | An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to... more
| | 9. | Category: Women jokes  | | One woman to another at a singles bar: "Im not as optimistic about relationships as I used to be. These days, when I mee... more
| | 10. | Category: Women jokes | | QUESTION: Whats the best way to get a youthful figure? ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.... more
|
|
|
|
|
