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Category:Police jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:5 stars     
Views:82
 
Joke:A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo -- of handcuffs.

 
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