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| | Category: | Police jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 126 | | | | Joke: | A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guys window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
The man says, "Sorry officer I cant do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that Ill have a really bad asthma attack."
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample." "I cant do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, Ill bleed to death."
"Well, then we need a urine sample."
"Im sorry officer I cant do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that Ill get really low blood sugar."
"Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
"I cant do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because Im too drunk to do that!" | | | |
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