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| What do gnomes fear most about Christmas?
They are afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!... more
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| Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.Now thats what you call pot luck !... more
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| What was wrong with the boys brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?
Forty feet of track - all s... more
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| Why couldnt the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?
He had no body to go with!... more
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| Why was Santas little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.... more
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| How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
A merry Christmas to ewe.... more
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| A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must have had sharp ears! They were mountain-ears... more
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| Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?
ecause Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.... more
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| Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws!... more
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| 10. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
MIKE: Well have a boo Christmas without you.... more
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