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| I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory... more
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| Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?
Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge!
Father... more
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| What did one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree?
I really go fir you!... more
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| Who sings "Love me tender", and makes Christmas toys?
Santas little Elvis.... more
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| Last years Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean. Thats probably why the oceans are full of currants!... more
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| Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp.
Father Christmas: Thats called The... more
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| A rabbits favourite Christmas song?
Lettuce with a gladsome mind... more
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| I wouldnt say Christmas gnomes are ugly, but if beauty is skin deep then they were was born inside out!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I cant sleep.
Try lying on the edge of your bed...you will soon... more
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| What does Father Christmas call his money?
Iced lolly?... more
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