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Category:Men jokes
Date Added:02/06/2009
Rating:1 stars     
Views:162
 
Joke:One night the captain of a tanker saw a light dead ahead.

He directed his signalman to flash a signal to the light which went...

`Change course 10 degrees South. ` The reply was quickly flashed back...

`You change course 10 degrees North. ` The captain was annoyed at this reply, and sent a further message...

`I am this ship’s captain!

Change course 10 degrees South NOW! ` Back came the reply...

`I am an able-seaman in charge here!

Change course 10 degrees North or pay a toll! ` The captain was outraged at this reply and sent this message... `I am a 240,000 ton tanker.

CHANGE course 10 degrees South, or I‘ll just run over you! ` Back came the reply... `I am a LIGHTHOUSE on top of an unmovable ROCK!

Change course 10 degrees North or you’ll sink!!  !   `
 
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