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Category:Humor jokes
Date Added:02/06/2009
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Joke:On their first date, Joe took Rose to the carnival.

When he asked her what she wanted to do first, Rose replied, `Get weighed. ` So Joe took her to the man with the scale who guesses your weight.

He looked at Rose and said, `One hundred and twenty pounds. ` Since Rose weighed in at one seventeen, she collected a prize.

Next they went on the roller coaster.

When the ride was finished, Joe asked Rose what she wanted to do next.

`Get weighed,` she said.

So they went back to the man with the scale, who of course guessed Rose`s weight exactly correct.

Leaving without a prize, they went for a ride on the merry-go-round.

After they got off, Joe asked Rose what she wanted to do next.

`I want to get weighed! ` she said again.

Now Joe began to think this girl was quite strange, and decided to end the evening quickly.

He left her at the door with a quick handshake.

Rose`s roommate was waiting up for her return and asked how the evening went.

`Wousy! ` Rose replied.

 
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