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| | Category: | Humor jokes | | Date Added: | 02/06/2009 | | Views: | 233 | | | | Joke: | On their first date, Joe took Rose to the carnival.
When he asked her what she wanted to do first, Rose replied, `Get weighed. `
So Joe took her to the man with the scale who guesses your weight.
He looked at Rose and said, `One hundred and twenty pounds. ` Since Rose weighed in at one seventeen, she collected a prize.
Next they went on the roller coaster.
When the ride was finished, Joe asked Rose what she wanted to do next.
`Get weighed,` she said.
So they went back to the man with the scale, who of course guessed Rose`s weight exactly correct.
Leaving without a prize, they went for a ride on the merry-go-round.
After they got off, Joe asked Rose what she wanted to do next.
`I want to get weighed! ` she said again.
Now Joe began to think this girl was quite strange, and decided to end the evening quickly.
He left her at the door with a quick handshake.
Rose`s roommate was waiting up for her return and asked how the evening went.
`Wousy! ` Rose replied.
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