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| A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.... more
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| Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?... more
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| 3. | Category: SMS jokes |
| Are you a parking ticket?
Because you got Fine written all over you!... more
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| 4. | Category: SMS jokes  |
| do you have a band-aid? because i scraped my knee falling for you?... more
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| 5. | Category: SMS jokes |
| Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.... more
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| 6. | Category: SMS jokes  |
| Hard work never killed anybody...so why take the risk!?... more
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| 7. | Category: SMS jokes |
| hey can i have your number to text you?... more
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| 8. | Category: SMS jokes  |
| Hey, i lost my teddy bear, will u sleep with me?... more
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| 9. | Category: SMS jokes |
| I applied for a job at a mental hospital yesterday. They said I need 24 hours experience with a retard. So do you wanna... more
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| 10. | Category: SMS jokes |
| I heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?... more
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| 11. | Category: SMS jokes |
| I ran out of sick days so I called in DEAD!... more
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| 12. | Category: SMS jokes |
| I wanna do it with you. I wanna get you sweaty and I wanna listen to us breathe hard. So do you wanna go jogging?... more
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| 13. | Category: SMS jokes |
| I was born intelligent...the education ruined me!... more
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| 14. | Category: SMS jokes |
| If you need advice, text me. If you need a friend, call me. If you need me, come to me. If you need money... SUBSCRIBER... more
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| 15. | Category: SMS jokes |
| If you`re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.... more
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| 16. | Category: SMS jokes |
| Is that a mirror in your pants? Cuz I see me in them!... more
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| 17. | Category: SMS jokes |
| It`s better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.... more
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| 18. | Category: SMS jokes  |
| My Reality Check bounced.... more
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| 19. | Category: SMS jokes |
| Raed tihs wehn the lteters iisdne are srcamlebd you can sitll raed it as lnog as the end ltertes are in the creroct pale... more
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| 20. | Category: SMS jokes |
| Sex is like a bridge game: if you don`t have a good partner, you better have a good hand.... more
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| 21. | Category: SMS jokes |
| Shut the door, take off your pants get on top of me and do what you need to do to satisfy your needs. Love always, the t... more
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| 22. | Category: SMS jokes |
| The longest sentence known to man: `I do!`... more
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| 23. | Category: SMS jokes |
| Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what u r
And once u know what u r
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Mental hospital is not so far!... more
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| 24. | Category: SMS jokes |
| What do you call a naked, sexy, beautiful woman on the arm of an ugly poor man? Tatoo!... more
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| 25. | Category: SMS jokes |
| What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A b*tch who knows everything.... more
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| 26. | Category: SMS jokes |
| When a man talks dirty to a woman, it`s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it`s $5.00 per minute!... more
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| 27. | Category: SMS jokes |
| your eyes are blue, like the ocean, and right now im lost at sea... more
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| 28. | Category: SMS jokes |
| Your future depends on your dreams...so go to sleep!... more
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