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1.   Category: Fortune Cookies  0 stars
A virtual fortune cookie will not satisfy your hunger like that of a home made one.... more

2.   Category: Fortune Cookies  0 stars
Being alone and being lonely are two different things.... more

3.   Category: Fortune Cookies  5 stars
Being happy is not always being perfect.... more

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do not worry about things in the past, there is nothing you can do about them now. do not worry about things that ar... more

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Dream your dream and your dream will dream of you.... more

6.   Category: Fortune Cookies  0 stars
It takes ten times as many muscles to frown as it does to smile.... more

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Keep your eyes open. You never know what you might see.... more

8.   Category: Fortune Cookies  0 stars
Let your heart make your decisions - it does not get as confused as your head.... more

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Life is too short to hold grudges.... more

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Live each day as if it is your last.... more

11.   Category: Fortune Cookies  0 stars
Next time you have the opportunity, go on a rollercoaster.... more

12.   Category: Fortune Cookies  5 stars
Nothing is sacred... unless you want it to be.... more

13.   Category: Fortune Cookies  0 stars
Open up your heart - it can always be closed again.... more

14.   Category: Fortune Cookies  3 stars
Shoot for the moon! If you miss you will still be amongst the stars.... more

15.   Category: Fortune Cookies  0 stars
Smile. Tomorrow is another day.... more

16.   Category: Fortune Cookies  0 stars
Someone close to you is waiting for you to call.... more

17.   Category: Fortune Cookies  5 stars
Tell them what you really think. Otherwise, nothing will change.... more

18.   Category: Fortune Cookies  0 stars
Tomorrow, take a moment to do somethink just for yourself.... more

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Try everything once, even the things you do not think you will like.... more

20.   Category: Fortune Cookies  0 stars
You can never been certain of success, but you can be certain of failure if you never try.... more





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