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| A football supporters favourite Christmas song?
Yule never walk alone... more
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| A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must have had sharp ears! They were mountain-ears... more
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| A little boy sat on Santa`s lap. Santa asked him, `What do you want for Christmas?` The boy replied, `I wanna wii!` Sa... more
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| A rabbits favourite Christmas song?
Lettuce with a gladsome mind... more
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| 5. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Can I have a broken drum for Christmas?The best thing you could have asked for. You cant beat it!... more
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| 6. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!
Father Christmas: Cant do that one. He hasnt sa... more
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| Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door.
Yours, Sherlock Holmes
Watson: So wh... more
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| 8. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Did you hear about Draculas Christmas party?
It was a scream !... more
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| 9. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Did you hear about the stupid turkey?
It was looking forward to Christmas!... more
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| 10. | Category: Christmas jokes  |
| Did you hear that one of Santas reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble?
Its true. Comet cleans sinks!... more
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| 11. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor I am scared of Father Christmas.
Doctor: Youre suffering from Claus-trophobia.... more
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| 12. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think Im turning into an orange!
Have you tr... more
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| 13. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking Im a Christmas bell!Just take these pills - and, if they dont work, give me a ring!... more
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| 14. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I cant sleep.
Try lying on the edge of your bed...you will soon... more
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| 15. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?
ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack time!!... more
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| Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp.
Father Christmas: Thats called The... more
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| ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do?
SANTA: Use a pen.... more
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| Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you cant tell me why he does that... more
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| 19. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you cant tell me why he does that... more
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| 20. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didnt get wet!
Why not?
Because it was not raining!... more
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| 21. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.Now thats what you call pot luck !... more
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| 22. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket.
Box office attendant: Then you'd better watch out! T... more
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| 23. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream?
Lady: You certainly did!... more
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| Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?
Gnome: Put a five pound note between h... more
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| 25. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow!Im on my way, Father Christmas.
Father Chr... more
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| 26. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?
Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge!
Father... more
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| Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?
Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big... more
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| 28. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny.
Elf: Thats Litt... more
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| 29. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?
Chick to chick!... more
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| 30. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
A merry Christmas to ewe.... more
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